Confessions of a idiotic doing

Confess! and then i'll tell you my horrible acting confession..because i'm an idiot

I once licked a lamppost in the middle of the winter.

Your turn.

I once ran straight into a lamp post on an empty, quiet road, on the country side.

Your turn.

I found myself in men's toilet one day. And it was utterly shocking.

I once sneaked up to a parked car and then jumped up in front of the side window with an ugly grimace to scare my mother. Too bad it wasn't her car. Even worse - it wasn't empty.

Your turn.

I was headbanging once, very carelessly. I hit my head to a bookshelf.

There. I bet Lea will laugh her ass off

I was born.. o.O such idiotic, aint it?

I once did number 2 in the girls toilets in the local rock club while drunk.

Claudine wrote:

I found myself in men's toilet one day. And it was utterly shocking.

I agree.

I once showed my breasts to everyone at a party... And I talked really loudly about me and my bf's sexlife, and my mom was there because she had come to pick me up.. But as a result, she had to wait for a hour while I made a fool out of myself.. I BLAME VODKA!! D:

And yes Kelmith, I laughed xD

I laughed at Kel too.
And Lea, that's just omg. Why would you do that, even when drunk? o_o

I fell in love with a girl that lives 1200 miles away from me, speaks a different language and i'm planning on moving there with her with no real work experience, education or money, while also not speaking the language yet.

Now how much more stupid can it get?

Lea could do the same on these forums :>

Vraenesha wrote:

I laughed at Kel too.
And Lea, that's just omg. Why would you do that, even when drunk? o_o

Oh you know me.. Free-mouthed :p

^^ Thats why i'm an absolutist..Holy crap what a tale... 8 D

about myself..There was a time when even i was retarded with Tractors, and, well, i drove over my fathers friends car with it. 8 D..

I wuz 5 years old ;<

Bear: Becuz Finland 's assum'.

Well, I walked straight into the women's lockerroom at gym last month, some nab had changed the tag to Men instead of Women, walked straight in and spinned around and quickly out They didn't realise I entered until 3 seconds later.

Oh yeh, and I cut WoW into my arm with a needle 2 weeks ago,still got the would and have been taking penicilin :0 Guess I'm the biggest idiot here?

I once made a male belf, shadowhunter with the sole purpose of killing all life on Azeroth and beyond!!!11111... Please don't read this.

Herbert / Glidefedt wrote:

Oh yeh, and I cut WoW into my arm with a needle 2 weeks ago,still got the would and have been taking penicilin :0

Kinda cool... Shows your devotion and all.

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Yarp, It's kinda healed now, but got a WoW scar on my arm : D That's dedication folks, and risking death by blood poisoning (which I pretty much got, I blame the dirty needle!) And my doc didn't really care about it, he just looked at it and said "Well.. I guess it's okay since you're still young and experimenting" 0_0

No offense dude, but it isn't "dedication" it's uh... well it's pretty damn stupid. There are better ways of getting attention.

Today i failed at school..big time..8 D

We were inside the school, waiting to get in class, then these two friends of mine knock themselves against the wall, i said that make way and yelled ''I'm the juggernaut, bi-'' i managed to yell until crashed on the wall and..well...8 D It broke. It cracked in half ((The wall was thin wood, due that it had been broken by the same reason two years ago.!) We ofc lol'd, but, i needed to help repairing the wall. I missed my art lessons becouse of fixing the wall (( We just ripped of the broken wood and placed new wood over it, nailed it and then placed a spare plastic wall part on it, which covers it for now.

It was my biggest fail after the tractor thing.

Probadly, but we've all done very dumb things, i just cut my arm and got an infection, atleast it's not broken for a 5th time

Once, when I was about 13, doing this lifeguard programme at my school. I was in the toilet and I had this packet-tube of smarties, well anyway I went to clean my hands so I put the smarties tube between my teeth. Now, the cap of the smarties tube was conviniently shaped to fit perfectly around my wind pipe, so when I breathed in, I managed to get the lid stuck - in my wind pipe. Consequently I nearly choked, I just managed to self-beat my stomach into blowing the cap out. From then on, I've never taken a smarties packet into a toilet before.

Haha! Naw, I've done stuff like that but nothing has hurt more than doing my flies up a little too first. I cry when that happens. Also, when I was 14, I did a jackass video with some of my friends, this included; licking a Macdonald's toilet seat, diving out of a window onto a trampoline, diving in the Thames during mid winter and shouting "pikeys" in a caravan park. All of these hurt or gave me some sort of illness (luckily not ecoli) and made my mother extremely infuriated. I personally thought it was hysterically funny (my friend shaved his head).

Anthraxius wrote:

I once did number 2 in the girls toilets in the local rock club while drunk.

Atleast you had toilet paper! Imagine that!

I licked your brother's face at your party, Larkall. I wonder what he put in those 5 gin n' tonics.