Nokpit's Scriblings

*A page full of children drawings of demons, there is also some lines of text*

*The date has been erased for some reason*

I am sick of Master, Today he kicked me into the fireplace just because I told a lady she was fat, which resulted in Master getting a smack. Something that was very pleasing to see. I believe that it my grin gave away my emotion and lead to my burnt arse... I will make master suffer one day.. Mark my words!



((Just thought it would be fun to tell everyone what Nokpit thinks ))

*The is no date on this log either*
The Master is working hard.. But he is still so weak!? Pathetic... My master is almost as terrible as Impsy's master. The Imp we met in Felwood. And he was so terrible he summoned a Chicken instead of a Infernal... My master knows how to control some of his spells. Impsy and I did also plot of to get rid of our masters in the most horrible way possible! We are thinking Going to push them into a ooze and watch them get digested! Oh the thought of it brings a tear of joy to my eye.

((Awww, poor Nokpit xD It's really rare to see a warlock who actually gives thoughts like this to their minions. This was seriously fun stuff to read, keep it up!))

((Thanks I will continue as much as I can))

*You read DATE: and after that you see the drawing of a happy imp face*

Today Master got tricked by a fellow Imp Pusillin was his name, He had some good rhymes as well, he made master chase after him, I ran after him laughing, Pusillin tricked the master up on a ledge and there he was ambushed by several imps!... But... Master didn't die... Pitty... He deserves to.

*Insted of Date all that is written is No*

The master is becoming powerful. He made metors rain from the sky! and from the craters came huge burning rocks! My plan has been changed, I need to get a lot of water and some cloth to remove him now! I will soon be MASTER!

*There are several drawings of Nokpit, and diffrent ways he is killing his master in, like hanging, burning, drowning, stabbing, poisoning and torturing*

I want to hurt him, he made me laugh today, I kicked a child and the mother of the child kicked me, he then asked what was the ladies problem. he didn't get a answare, but he did get a nice uppercut right in the nose, I heard some bone crushing, Oh my how I laughed.

28th of January.

Today has been a big day.. I've got a lot to tell. First of all, master has grown in power, he banished the big bad Ragnaros, he has slay over half the of blakwings brood in the Blackwing lair. While he was fighting Nefarian, I tried to push him in front of the dragon while it was breathing flames. It didn't work, it just ended up with me getting a beating.

As I watch the master struggle in the Apothecarium I can't help but feel a little sorry for my dumb master. He utter his opinion and almost got killed for it. And the two other walking carcasses... Alastier and Kelmith. They attacked him for saying that he disliked Blood elves! And they called me dumb, and weak.. *You see two drawings of what looks like Alasier and Kelmith beeing burnt by Nokpit, they are running around and screaming* I will help master with this.. He isn't so bad after all.

29th of the First

Master fought an alliance today, one of those big blue lady elves. He slew her without even blinking, and he walked from the battle unharmed! She was not weak either, Oh and I stole some of her money, about 34 silver! poor bastard, hehe! I also burnt her hair after Master left, but I quickly caught up with him, being dead has done things to his agility!

30th of January.

Master summoned a Doomguard in the labs today, he needed help from four others though, he tried to crush a infidel who attacked him earlier but was put in a bad light again, Kelmith the ermit came and Master asked the simple question, "Do you want me to go?" and the Ermit answared "I would love you to leave, but that's not my decision" Master turned his back and left, I stuck my tongue out to Kelmith the Ermit and run to Master side, I wonder why he left?

31th of the first

Master have not said a single word since he left, I wonder if did regrets what he did. But can he sink to his knees and seek redemption? I hope so.. Because he needs a place to belong... Evan though I wanna push him down from the top of the Hellfire Citadel. *There is a drawing of a imp on top of a citadel and a forsaken on his way down*

The 4th of the month after the first month.. Erh.. master told me this.. oh! Second! The 4th of the 2nd!

Soooo much has happened. People have been outcasted, or.. One has. Master has been promoted.. That bastard, he didn't deserve it. And Cloudy the fluffy cloud had a little affair, they were so cute together, ok now I lied. Master says he will kick me every time I lie... He is so mean, tells people to kick me just because I flip them off! Not my fault they look like idiots. The worst thing that's happened during these four days is the chase! Master chased after the Outcast, not going to mention his name! Because I don't remember it. We ran into Tirisfal glad, through the plaguelands. Through Tyr's hand, the Red and white tin cans came running after us there.. And then we ran under the Ebon Hold. For fels sake! I was tired! aaand then we chased him to the worn down church where all the Argent douchsade was. Before the Outcast flew away on a bat to a unknown destination! I laughed at masters failure aaaall the way back to the Undercity. Where we ended up with a long long long shift for failing. He hasn't noticed yet, but I burnt his signed foto of Thrall. And replaced it with a foto of me playing with his robe. And by playing, I leave it to your imagination. Oh I love myself!
*There's drawing of a heart with the name "Nokpit" in it*

*There's no date but there is a large Drawing of Claudine, holding Nokpit in her hands, she is wearing Blackmageweave and there are black hearts around them there is a Poem under the picture*

8th of the 2nd

Master threw me at a Tauren, the Tauren blew me away and tried to make me hit master's chaos bolt. I hate my life.

Second entry, today.

Claudine! WHY! You broke my heart!, Claudine threw my poem into the fire... Master, tried to comfort me, but who wants to be comforted by a corps? Except for Claudine Of course! I met two new ladies, Master started drawing them. Master is getting good at one thing. except from kissing off.

*There's no date added*

Those two bastards! They... They hurt me... They hurt my feelings!
They called me retard!! Mentally dysfunctional! They are evil! Master tried to punish them, but they ran.
And Cloudy.. You.. Crushed my heart... I need to try harder!